Portrayed by Jason Faucett

Created Monday, October 22, 2018

Officialized Saturday, October 27, 2014



Hi, I'm Earl, and such.

I was born on June 9, 1969, and I am the air you breathe. I can't provide a photo of myself, since I'm literally air, so you'll have to settle for this photo I took.

As for my personal life, well, I'm homeless. I still live with my parents who are also homeless. We have a good time eatin' raccoon and such. My parents named me Earl after my grandad Earl Bon Jones. I am a air so I float through outer space and such. So meh I don't carewoaergvuizsdghfauioguaweiug...sorry I have dyslexia. uh bi-sexual.

My only criticism of the Nosiphus site is that Sean needs to add some a 'dem pretty pictures of raccoons, and such.

Favorite Song

The Story

While goofing off in class one day, Jason Faucett and Sean Crain filled in a Nosiphus membership form with whatever random concept they could come up with. What resulted was Jason's new mascot, Earl.