This page is home to all of our news updates posted in 2016.

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Recent as of Saturday, December 31, 2016 - As we end the year 2016, we will be doing our annual yearly lightup on the server, which has been traditional since 2014-15.

Recent as of Friday, December 23, 2016 - Nosiphus has discovered Discord and will be moving its communications to it.

Recent as of Monday, December 19, 2016 - With the year winding down and Christmas approaching, it seems only appropriate that we do some kind of 2016 recap. This will be compiled as soon as possible. In addition, we are also planning both a Christmas special and a new Minecraft motion picture.

This motion picture is still being written, and the set's construction began last night (December 18).

The stars will be Nathan Brandon and Sean Crain.

Recent as of Friday, December 2, 2016 - It has been four years since we got started after the time period between 2008 and 2012 that Nosiphus was just a figment of Sean's imagination. Now that we're in a second golden age of Nosiphus, you can expect some type of celebratory period over the weekend.

Recent as of Sunday, November 27, 2016 - Welcome to the second Golden Age of Nosiphus. On November 3, 2016, the second Golden Age began with the events of The Great Server Destruction. Last night, a Garry's Mod session occurred that, if it had been caught on film, would've been very, very funny. Three episodes of The Dank Memes Report have been filmed, and will be uploaded during the month of December. Garry's Mod will be filmed from this point on, and we are going to remove all language restrictions from this point on.

Recent as of Tuesday, November 15, 2016 - As December draws closer, we have finally taken the server Christmas themes and applied it to the website. Please note that Nosiphus will only include the original Pagan elements of the holiday, as we do not wish to cause trouble with religion.

Recent as of Wednesday, November 9, 2016 - With the election over and an unexpected victory, Sean has an opinion to share. https://t.co/qiafSxJMAW

We are currently trying to fix an issue where sometimes, the page renders with the infamous Comic Sans font. Please email us if that happens.

Recent as of Saturday, November 5, 2016 - The server is going to begin its decoration for Christmas today. It may be a bit early, but, as you can probably guess, Sean and his musical sentimentalism over time periods overrides logic easily.

Recent as of Monday, October 31, 2016 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In recent days, Nosiphus has taken the step of elevating its de facto members to proper membership roles.

Recent as of Tuesday, October 25, 2016 - After fifteen years, Sean must do as he always done every October 25. It got us restarted in late 2012, and because of it we are where we are now.

Happy birthday, Windows XP.

Recent as of Monday, October 17, 2016 - We have extended the Invention Station app idea beyond the scope of programming.

Recent as of Sunday, October 4, 2016 - Eskimo Jesus has returned to the Nosiphus website, and is once again the official Nosiphus mascot.

Recent as of Sunday, October 2, 2016 - Telkit 4.6.6 has been released, and with it comes a new server world. The new server world is not broken like the old one was.

Recent as of Wednesday, September 28, 2016 - The server has been down for a while. Once the world save fully resets, everything will be back to normal uptime. If the server is up during the next few days, know that the old world is highly broken and is about to be removed.

Recent as of Saturday, September 24, 2016 - Wyatt has fully rejoined. Sean, Wyatt, and Nathan have founded NCAD, or Nosiphus Computer Application Design.

Recent as of Wednesday, September 14, 2016 - Wyatt Mote has become more active in recent weeks, as such he is now considered a de facto member. The government system is now gone, and Nosiphus is restoring its roots.

Recent as of Tuesday, August 30, 2016 - We are currently undergoing a logo redesign and a server reset. We are also restoring the old position names.

Recent as of Wednesday, August 24, 2016 - Today is the eight year anniversary of the founding of Nosiphus. Some kind of special is planned for sometime in the next couple of weeks. We are also in negotiations with Wyatt Mote to arrange for him to rejoin the organization.

Recent as of Sunday, August 14, 2016 - We bid adieu to Summer 2016. Telkit with Sean's first recording session, which was done on May 19, 2016, has finally finished its upload. As we still have a world backup from right after Telkit 13 took place, the later episodes that were corrupted by Bandicam will simply not be uploaded. We have also restored our old logo.

Recent as of Friday, July 29, 2016 - It is with a heavy heart that we announce the discontinuation of Eskimo Jesus as our mascot.

Recent as of Saturday, July 16, 2016 - Nosiphus no longer supports Razer Comms. We are moving our internal communications back to Skype.

Recent as of Wednesday, July 13, 2016 - On the server, staff are usually referred to by their server government positions. Today, we merge the server government with the Nosiphus administration. From here on out, the Big Six are now known as the Nosiphus government.

Recent as of Monday, July 11, 2016 - This is a special week for Nosiphus, as it contains the anniversaries of the first three Nosiphus videos, on July 10, 11, and 20 respectively. We intend to do something special commemorating this.

Recent as of Tuesday, June 26, 2016 - We have three new members, with one new member taking over the graphics production from Sean.

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