The Quote Board

Sean Crain
What do you think of this seed, Mote?
Wyatt? (Yes?) I'm gonna need you to shut up.
No. Just, no.
Wait, what?
Oh, bloody hell.
These (items) don't work, at all.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Does murder have to be illegal?
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU (action)?!
Well, the reason that (action) is because (you or person's name) (cause of action)!
If you notice, your girlfriend is running off.
Wow.
(after being told to say something random in conversation) So that's how I got this third nipple.

Sean's conversation consisting of Beatles #1s
1: Hey Jude, Eleanor Rigby had Something to say to you.
2: She wants us to Come Together and Get Back with each other? I Feel Fine on my own.
1: I talked to her just Yesterday. She Loves You, friend.
2: I don't know about that. I went down The Long and Winding Road with her.  It was A Hard Day's Night, Eight Days A Week. I guess We Can Work It Out, but I'm not too keen on it.
1. From Me To You, you'd be better off with Eleanor than Lady Madonna. That woman is a Day Tripper.
2. Yeah, she's had a Ticket To Ride for quite a while now. I stay away from her. She buys me a lot of things, but she Can't Buy Me Love.
1. Hey, All You Need Is Love. So, what've you been up to?
2. Well, I haven't told many people, but Let It Be known that I am now a Paperback Writer. I bought a new office on Penny Lane. I could use some Help moving in.
1. This place could use some working up, but it has potential. It looks a bit like the inside of a Yellow Submarine, if they were yellow. Well, I'll be off.
3. Hey, guys...
2. Hello, Goodbye. Eleanor, you still like me?
3. Yes, and well, I Want To Hold Your Hand. Please, Love Me Do.
2. Okay then. I have an idea for a book title. The Ballad of John and Yoko seems like it would work well.

Wyatt Mote
I want to use a nickle to tickle your pickle.
That's gay.
As a committed man, when it comes to other women, I can look at the menu, but I can't order.
Sean, you like this girl? You should just pull a Bill Cosby.  You better give her a little night-night juice, if ya know what I mean.
Don't beat your meat if you can't take the heat.

Maguire Rodgers
You can nut wrong.
So, this is a, magboger here today, uh we're on Sexycraft.net, and this is a tutorial on how to get girls on Minecraft. Now you know, originally, Minecraft was not thought to be a dating server, but you know, you know, over time, some retard thought it was a great idea to make this server. Retards.
It may be crusty but it is musty.
Balls in my mouth.
Hitler was right, but it was the wrong people.
If the word fag offends you, load up your ass with lube.
You know how Pearl Harbor was the day of infamy? Why isn't the first time you have a hard on the day of erection?
Guys, hemorrhoids are awesome! They teach you so much.
You gotta add the flirt to the dirt.
Shut up, Sean.
I mean, no offense, but that was (random insult).
You ever heard of pullin' out? Well, I've heard of pullin' in. Just let it free.
I'm edgy, like the edge of a razor blade.
I like heroin.
Sean likes archives like I like sex: nice and dirty.
My wiener is on fire. I think I have herpes.
I think everyone should experience a good nut every once in a while.
You know how history records the greatest events? Why don't they record the greatest nuts? Where's Franklin D. Roosevelt's BJ? I wanna know how great that was.
Children are cringe gold mines.
If you're older than 12, don't ever jump in a child's toy, if you do, just kill yourself. Just do it.
Did you know that you can do stretches that allow you to suck your own dick?

Jake Brannon
Love is weird, man.
I remember the good ol' days when you could kill somebody and no one cared.
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